658,353 organic views on YouTube as director
106,656 hours watched (that’s 12.2 years of human life, you’re welcome)
Broadcast views: a lot, so many the counters gave up.
Awards won: 4 (they do exist, promise)
Feature-length documentaries: 2
Years until retirement: at least 35 (still warming up)
Children: 1 (best production so far)
